If I were to receive a dubious award at a family picnic, it would have to be for most loyal and consistent coffee drinker. Here's my Thank You speech to the crowd:
Thank you, thank you, thank you, I am most gracious and feel honored to have been bestowed with this award. My relationship and loyalty stems back to when I was in college trying with all my heart and soul to keep my eyes open during one of the late classes (or even those early classes), where the subject matter was of such dullness; it is hard to put into words, but just think of Statistics or some other math class spoken in a monotone with a textbook that appears centuries old (yawn!). Sorry, I detract, but here is where I was introduced to the bottle - not alcohol, but the delightful bottle from Starbucks called Frapuccino (Mocha-flavor). Oh, what a delight it was, what a sweet and wonderfully swirling delight. To my pleasant surprise, I noticed the calcium % in this bottle was quite high. Ha, Ha. So I managed to sit through these dull classes, and for this gratitude, I have become a loyal follower of good-quality coffee (but please, can't drink it black....there must be milk). So now that I have received this award, I say cheers. Please raise your coffee mugs, and take a nice long sip.
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